Vtip na Silvestra
Manžel jemně štípne svoji polovičku do zadečku a říká:
"Kdybychom si toto nechali zpevnit, nepotřebovali bychom elastické punčošky."
Potom ji štípne do prsů a říká: "Kdybychom si toto nechali zpevnit, nepotřebovali bychom podprsenku."
Na to ho žena štípne mezi nohy a říká:
"Kdybychom si toto nechali zpevnit, nepotřebovali bychom zahradníka, instalatéra, pošťáka ani tvého bratra, miláčku."
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